Debriefing

Fearless Predictions for 2007 Headlines

You read it here first (before it happened, in fact)

By Scott Berinato

January 01, 2007 — CSO —

Second Life Hires CSO

Avatars claim security "virtually nonexistent"

Security Vendor Warns of Insider Threat

Exclusive: CEO says people with inside access steal all

the time!

Mona Lisa Missing!

Tom Hanks meets Audrey Tautou in Paris

to investigate

President's Identity Stolen

Fraudsters' groceries, gas, "wicked big plasma TV" show up on W's credit card statement

Flaw Discovered in Windows Vista!

Statue of Liberty Stolen

High copper prices make Lady Liberty worth $10 million at scrap yards

Government approves wiretapping of all restaurant, bar conversations

Move necessary because "idle chitchat provides perfect cover

for terrorist plotting," Feds say

Internet Crashes!

Variant of Melissa virus, still found

in wild, takes down the public net

Flight Delayed

12 Hours by Perrier

"There was a shady-looking guy drinking fizzy liquid," says another passenger on Toledo-to-Appleton flight

Wagering Now #1 Internet Activity

Investigators "shocked, shocked!" to find gambling in this online establishment

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